From Balogun Market to Quilox: Your Go-To Guide for Lagos Season adventures
The Ultimate Guide to Surviving (and Thriving) in Lagos This "Dry Season"
Ah, Lagos. The city where the sun doesn’t just shine—it *roasts*. Where traffic is a full-contact sport, and "oga" is a term of endearment, respect, and sometimes desperation. Spring? Summer? Nah, we don’t do those here. Welcome to the *Dry Season*, where the heat is turned up to "oven mode," and the fun is just as intense. Whether you’re a Lagosian or a wide-eyed tourist, acknowledging the home grown global talents like Davido, Burna Boy to Wiz Kid…there is more to do than attend the awesome concerts the city is known for…here’s your survival guide to the coolest things to do in Lagos this season.
1. Beach Bumming at Tarkwa Bay 
Let’s face it: Lagos heat can make you feel like a piece of suya on a grill. The solution? Hit the beach! Tarkwa Bay is the perfect spot to cool off, catch some waves, and pretend you’re in a Nollywood movie. Pro tip: bring your own snacks unless you want to pay ₦5,000 for a plate of jollof rice that tastes like sand.
Cost: Boat ride to Tarkwa Bay - ₦2,000 per person. Vibes - Priceless.
2. Brunch at Terra Kulture (with a Side of Culture) 
Brunch in Lagos isn’t just a meal; it’s a lifestyle. Head to Terra Kulture for some *ewa agoyin* and plantain while soaking in some Nigerian art and culture. It’s the perfect way to feel cultured while stuffing your face. Plus, you can finally say you’ve been to a place where the art costs more than your rent.
Cost: Brunch - ₦7,000. Instagram pics with art - Free (but priceless).
3. Lekki Conservation Centre: Where You Walk on Air (Literally) 
Want to feel like Tarzan but without the risk of actual wildlife? The Lekki Conservation Centre canopy walkway is your spot. It’s the longest in Africa, and if you’re scared of heights, don’t worry—just scream “Jesus take the wheel!” and keep walking. Bonus: You’ll burn off all the puff-puff you ate at brunch.
Cost: Entry - ₦2,500. Bragging rights - Infinite.
4. Nightlife at Quilox: Spend Like a Big Boy/Girl 
Lagos nightlife is legendary, and Quilox is the holy grail of “show your receipt” clubs. Dress to impress, bring your dancing shoes, and maybe sell a kidney to afford a bottle of champagne. But hey, when the DJ drops Burna Boy, and the crowd goes wild, you’ll know it was worth it.
Cost: Table reservation - ₦100,000 and up. Regret the next morning - Free.
5. Street Food Crawl: Suya, Boli, and More 
Forget fine dining—Lagos street food is where the magic happens. Grab some suya (spicy grilled meat) for ₦1,500, boli (roasted plantain) for ₦500, and wash it down with a cold bottle of “pure water” for ₦50. Warning: Your stomach might stage a protest later, but your taste buds will thank you.
Cost: ₦2,000 for a full street food experience. Antacid - ₦500 (optional but recommended).
6. Shop Till You Drop at Balogun Market
If you’ve never haggled at Balogun Market, have you even been to Lagos? This chaotic paradise is where you can buy everything from Ankara fabric to kitchen utensils—all while dodging wheelbarrows and shouting “I no get change!” Pro tip: Go with a local friend unless you want to pay “oyinbo prices.”
Cost: Depends on your haggling skills. Emotional damage - Free.
7. Sunset at Elegushi Beach: Vibes Only
Elegushi Beach is the place to be when the sun starts to dip. Grab a cold drink, listen to some live music, and watch the sky turn shades of orange and pink. It’s the perfect way to end a Lagos day—just don’t forget to tip the guy who dragged your chair to the perfect spot.
Cost: Entry - ₦1,000. Drinks - ₦2,000 and up. Sunset selfies - Free (but mandatory).
8. Karaoke Night at The Place
Think you can sing like Wizkid? Prove it at The Place’s karaoke night. Whether you’re belting out “Ojuelegba” or butchering Celine Dion, it’s all about having fun. Just don’t blame us if your performance goes viral on Twitter.
Cost: Drinks - ₦3,000. Embarrassment - Free (but unforgettable).
9. Visit Nike Art Gallery: Art, Culture, and Air Conditioning 
Need a break from the heat? The Nike Art Gallery is a treasure trove of Nigerian art, and the air conditioning is almost as beautiful as the paintings. Plus, you can buy a piece of art and tell people you’re a “collector.”
Cost: Entry - Free. Art purchases - ₦20,000 and up. Pretentiousness - Optional.
10. Take a Boat Ride to Makoko: The Venice of Lagos 
For a truly unique experience, visit Makoko, the floating slum. It’s a humbling reminder of Lagos’ contrasts and a great way to appreciate the city’s resilience. Just don’t drop your phone in the water—trust me, it won’t float.
Cost: Boat ride - ₦1,000. Life perspective - Priceless.
Final Thoughts
Lagos is a city that never sleeps, never stops, and never lets you forget it. Whether you’re a local or a tourist, this Dry Season is your chance to explore, eat, dance, and maybe even learn a few Nigerian slangs. Just remember: “No shaking” means everything will be fine, and “God abeg” is the universal prayer for Lagos traffic.
So, what are you waiting for? Grab your sunscreen, your sense of adventure, and your wallet (because Lagos no be beans), and get ready for the ride of your life.
Oya, make you go enjoy!
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